just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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