Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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