i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
