I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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