Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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