he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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