Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside