Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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