Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Quick, to the slutcave!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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