That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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