what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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