Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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