yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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