I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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