And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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