C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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