you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My vagina is very pro this idea
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