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(361): View more from Texas

Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets

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(631): View more from New York

Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!

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(269): View more from Michigan

Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.

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(319): View more from Iowa

he asked me to smell his eyeballs.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...

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(253): View more from Washington

My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!

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(330): View more from Ohio

when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.

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