remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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