I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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