taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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