Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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