I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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