I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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