she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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