$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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