They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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