Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize