none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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