Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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