The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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