haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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