The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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