I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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