It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Drake has all the answers
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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