But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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