Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize