I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
i now understand why vodka
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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