Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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