I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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