I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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