Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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