Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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