You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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