So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
well you can't waste a boner
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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