Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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