How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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