You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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