I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it's like iHOP with fire
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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