NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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