I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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