Well apparently he's into motor boating.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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