Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Someone came in the potted fern
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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