saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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