Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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