My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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