the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
