Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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